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Lanyard, offensive lanyard, Hello, how can I annoy you today, anti social key card holder

Regular price £7.00

Tax included.
Finally a lanyard that oozes sarcasm, but also the truth?
Printed using extreme heat and pressure this lanyard is wash proof so can be popped into the wash if you dripple that cup of coffee down it!

D E T A I L S
- 'Hello, How can I annoy you today?'
- Polyester
-Clasp to add your ID or keys
-Lanyard is 2cm and is roughly 43cm in length on each side (so approx 86cm all the way around)


H O W T O O R D E R
- Add to basket and complete the checkout process.


I M P O R T A N T I N F O
- Returns, cancellation and shipping policies can be seen in the policies section.
- Please note that due to variations in displays/resolutions of computer screens, the colours may vary slightly on your screen to the finished product.
- Replacements can only be issued if the product arrives damaged, faulty or with incorrect personalisation details that we made. We cannot issue a replacement or refund for products damaged through continued use / wear and tear.
- Any errors made on your side will require re-ordering and payment.
- Any personalised text will be copied directly onto the design.
- Text size and or layout may vary slightly depending on the number of characters used.
-Handmade items can be slightly different from pictures and examples shown as they are individually made, so no two will be identical, this adds to the uniqueness of handmade

D E L I V E R Y
- Your order will be dispatched via Royal Mail First-Class unless another option is selected or agreed upon.
- Please double check the delivery address before purchasing; replacement items or refunds will not be given for incorrect delivery addresses.
- Anything returned to us due to an incorrect delivery address will require new delivery charges, which will be the responsibility of the buyer. Therefore no refunds on missing packages due to an incorrect address.
- Delivery dates are estimates and not guaranteed
- Please allow up to 14 working days for UK delivery.